How to survive the Monster Pit

As a symbol f their obedience, little monsters are given an opportunity to play as tribute. Each one of them shall fight to the death until a lone victor remains and be given an eternal key to meet the queen. This pageant shall be henceforth and forevermore called The Monster Pit Games.

~Manifesto 0.22 satellite 3.0

Hello readers!


[Pictures were made by me, would love to have some credit :)]

I hope some of you reading this are monsters and/or a lady gaga fan or anything in between since only them can relate with this.

Here are some advice how to get into the monster pit and how to survive it.

First of all, what is the Monster Pit you say?

At the Born This Way ball, the Monster pit is that “lucky spot” at the center of the whole arena, in front of the castle and if you’re lucky enough, you’ll be just a few feet away from Lady Gaga. Many monsters are dying to get inside this scared place since it entitles anyone inside it, to meet Lady Gaga and probably some memorabilias be given away to whoever is in there.

 How to enter the Pit.

~The pit is for general admission. This means, no matter how expensive or how cheap the ticket you bought it, you’re still entitled to enter the pit.

~Dress accordingly. Dress for the ball like it was a formal party. I recommend you wear studs, glitter, latex, meat or anything unusual and loud fashion. Or if you dont have any ideas, Dress as the queen herself. What better way to impress the queen if you dress like her? Oh and ‘props’ such as discosticks and telephone headresses and/or alien gunk is also a win.

~Arrive early. Monsters who apparently waited ‘overnight’ are more in luck for the Haus to drag them in the Pit. My advice: Bring a disposable sleeping bag if you want to travel light. Be there 24 hours or probably less if you dont want some vivacious ones to get first.

How to survive the Pit.

~Since in the pit, you’ll be up to dancing and screaming and singing. Prepare your voice for some Bloody Mary screaming. Dont drink cold water and dont scream 72 hours before the ball.

~Dont bring anything breakable such as an Ipad in the pit. You’ll be lucky enough if you can see it alive after the ball.

~Trudge your way up front. If you can though.

~Always have energy. Weaklings will be deliberately thrown out from the pit.

~Dont upload worthless videos. You’ll be risked with death threats saying “WHY DID YOU USE A POTATO TO FILM THIS?”

~Virginity will be lost in the Monster pit, esp. when Government Hooker plays. Take advantage of it.

~Do keep in mind that keepsakes will be given. Such as this mini disco stick.

~The lone victor will be given a key of eternal desire and opportunity. If he has succeeded with allies, they’re both in for a great opportunity to meet Lady Gaga and grab her ass

To truly survive the pit, here’s the golden rule


Unfortunately, I cant go to the ball. The Born This Way Ball date here is May 21. It is devastating, but I know someday, Gaga will notice and meet me. The queen following me in twitter is a first step. Im gonna meet her. Now is not the time, but someday, it will. I promise.

Let the annual Born This Way Ball tour begin. Let the Monster Pit games begin…….. DIE BITCHES  May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Good luck surviving the Pit!

Lots of Love. With Orange Colored Skies.


Whenever I dress cool, my parents put up a fight, and if Im hot shot mom will cut my hair at night…. and at the morning Im short of my identity

~Lady Gaga

Here’s another photoblog to my dear readers. Please keep in mind that the photos are not mine and only posted here for reference.

Has any one of you heard Gaga’s promotional single Hair from Born This Way? I bet some of you do. Anyways, Gaga is a total sucker for hair, might I say wigs, well, actually her wigs are human hair (I think) so it’s still hair. The hairstyles, the colors which change gradually from season to season. I remember her platinum blonde hair mixed with purple, yellow, teal, pink and etc.

I myself, am a sucker for hair. Especially if hair color is pastel-like. And I do have recurrent hairgasms when I see elegantly styled smooth blonde hair. Its my summer break and Im planning to dye my hair platinum blonde + light green to achieve a rather minty hue. But I dont know, hair dyes are a bit too expensive + bleaching hair needs professional assistance which pretty much will empty out my pocket book.

I need to face some health risks and hair care risks from this + appearance risk. I admit the Mint hair is quite rad, but I might be looking like a neurotic or whatever, the people here in my town are pretty much over-reactive and judge you on what you look.

Here are some photos that pretty much gave me hairgasms.

Images courtesy of Google search and this wonderful site

There’s a kabillion more in this site . So if you want to explode from hairgasmic hairs visit the site. Im still brainstorming if I should dye my hair. Its gonna be a bit difficult + risky since my hair is a dark black.

See you in my next post!!

Lots of Love. With Pastel Colored Skies.


So how do you clean mountaintops? Simple. Lick it.


Sorry for the quick passiveness. I was at twitter and all. Its a bit hard try’na regulate and update everything. I have to update my facebook, this blog, my twitter, my lookbook and some minor accounts.

Anywhoo, here’s my look! 😉 so how do you find it? its not really one of my bests, most of the accessories and constituents that make up this ensemble is just thrifted and recycled like:

  • The brown bag – found it in my mum’s closet
  • Dress shies – dad’s closet
  • Green button dress – bought it for like 250 php
  • Scarf – the scarf is a table runner tbh

The Double-breasted black coat is from Surplus shop with a price of 700 php, I also have a khaki version of this. The sunnies are green vintage aviators from Ray Banwhich I borrowed from my sister. The pants are just my normal everyday pants, nothing special.

Clearly, being glamorous doesnt you need a lot of money. Well, there are some more beautiful ones with the expense of  money, but what Im trying to say is, you dont somehow need LOTS of money to be fabulous, a creative mind and a creative imagination goes a long way.

Take Lady Gaga as an example. Before she became the mother monster she is right now, she was practically broke. She worked in stripper clubs just to feed herself and her fashion choices? she just finds a 5$ dress from walmart or a cheap boutique and gives it a makeover of course with the help of the Haus.

A creative mind + creative imagination goes a long way, of course a dash of inspiration wont hurt. As of now, Im brainstorming on what to buy/shop with this Christmast gift (Money) . I think I should buy myself some sunnies, a satchel, a pair of brogues oh and maybe a new shirt or a silk scarf or whatever.
I still want my hands on some camera lenses. I do want some Macro lenses for my DSLR cam. It would be a new experience for my ever-growing photography skills (I seemingly suck at it).
Hmmmm. What to say, what to say, well, that seems to sum it all up 😉
Joyeux Noel everyone!
Lots of Love. With Orange Colored Skies.

My Only wish/es this year

This is not another blog post about a blogger’s wishlist.

Just kidding 😛

Okay so today is 23rd december. OMG tomorrow’s Christmas eve! 😀 Im so excited!!!!! I like bought gifts for every member of the family + my BFF. Hmmmm. I think I bought + wrapped like 20+ gifts? somewhat, and I think I expended more than 4000 php on just the gifts! Ill post the things I’ve bought for them after christmas/ after they have opened their gifts.

Okay. Wishlist. ummmm. *lists*

1. Satchel – I really want one of these. They’re convenient, stylish + they’d go perfect with my clothes! People at my place dont know what this is, srsly, they need globalization. 

2. Silk scarves – I really have no reason why I want these babies, but there’s this force that entices me when I see these things. Preferably to accessorize?

3. Coats – I have deep orgasms on Trench coats and Military coats especially if they’re double breasted. Oh, and I also have a thing for blazers.

This is a Trench coat

This is a military coat

4. Vintage sunnies – I love vintage. I love vintage sunnies, esp. the round ones. Oh and if you want to give me these babies, can you kindly throw in some Gaga flip glasses? thanks.

Oh and btw, there’s this shop that sells DAMN FINE vintage sunglasses for only 9.99$ here’s the heavenly site oh and they do sell Gaga flip glasses. srsly, if I had a credit card, I’d murder the site.

5. Oxford shoes – you can call these babies dress shoes/brogue shoes or Dad’s shoes. I find these shoes quite cool! I’d like to mix and match ’em with my outfit. Im going for the Harajuku-Avant Garde Modern Vintage look. Now that is a mouthful

oh and you could buy some elegant + towering shoes at they have beautiful Lita shoes and loafers by Jeffrey Campbell but the prices are a bit on the ‘ouch’ side but Im pretty sure it’s worth it.

To rid the world of ugly shoes one pair at a time


6. Lady Gaga –  srsly. if you can give me this bitch, Ill die a happy death. No reasons. Give her to me. Right now! No more, no less.

7. Gaga merchandise – If you cant give me Lady Gaga, well, give me her merchandise. I duly accept the Born This Way collection, some Gaga t-shirts, Gaga collectibles such as posters and etc.

8. Family – I want my family complete this Christmas eve + christmas day. I want to enjoy the holidays with them especially gift giving. The holidays wouldnt be the same without them.

9. Luxury house – Let’s go surreal. I want a house, complete with a pool, an outdoor theater,  a closet full of my clothes, jewelries and everything I want.

10. Partner – okay now this is what Im least expecting to find under my Christmas tree. Someone I can live with in my luxury house :)) Okay. No more chit chat. I hope my partner would look like this:

eeeeeeeeeeeee :3 my only wish

Ill be waiting here, that’s my only wish/es this year

More blog entries coming. 😉

Oh and Happy 2 days before Christmas ;D

Lots of Love. With Orange Colored Skies.



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